
Dear Morning,
Could you please come a few hours later each day? Perhaps you could donate some hours to Night. You know him - hes the one who lets people sleep without being interuppted by that horrible alarm that goes off each day to announce your arrival.
I promise I would be kinder to you. I might even be one of those foolish people who sit up in bed and remark how beautiful you are. I imagine even you could be beautiful after 12 hours of sleep rather than eight.
Please let me know if you are willing to discuss this further. I am available between the hours of 11am and 11pm.
Kind Regards
Me.